So, we'd just walk around all day, go through all the residential areas where there's no tourists. We'd just sit and have picnics and like, you-know, really cool things. Um, so I can't really say we did much because all we did was just walk and laugh our asses off. We'd go back to our hostel around like eight or nine at night, um in Florence we went out on a pub-crawl which was really fun, but basically like, we go back, talk about the day, look at some pictures and be like "all-right, goodnight. ""

... so I burst out laughing and- and I'm like "okay, maybe that'll stop him, maybe it'll make it really awkward" but like, this guy was not stopping so I'm like, laughing my ass off, I don't know what to do and I'm waiting for my friend to start laughing, I'm like "she has to have seen it by now," right? Not a word, I'm like, "that bitch fell asleep!"

... like this Spanish security guard and like, we're trying to explain to him what happened without being like rude, and we're like "We need another room, we cannot stay in our room." And um, everybody came up to help us out, obviously, 'cause we were standing in our underwear laughing our asses off, so, that's ah- yeah that was my humorous story.

And I'm like watching him and I'm like- at the time I'm drunk and also a bit baked so I'm like laughing my ass off.

I get up and I go talk to Matt. I'm like "Matt, what the fuck was that about? I was watching you, I was laughing my ass off." He's like "Yeah, I was putting that show on just for you."

Like ridiculously good price and- it's 'cause there it's not import, it's domestic, it's the U-K. Their import is Budweiser, which made me laugh my ass off 'cause I mean, you think import, you think good.