They're probably not even typing, they're probably playing like frigging black jack.

Oh. I-don-t-know. I kind-of figured it could start out as an Ellersley party and Id see how many frigging kids actually live on Ellersley.

'Cause I- I want to have kids and stuff I want to pass on my seed. But ah you-know fricking- if Im going to marry a woman shes going to be the opposite of my sister Emily.

I will bite you in your sleep." You-know have like fricking you- know jazz beat poetry going on.

Speaker: Okay I actually-Kay I went up to the place with my Mom and I couldnt park. Couldnt park period. Like there was nothing to it. My Mom tried to give me a crash course in it- tried to teach me how to frigging park the car. Interviewer: Like back it into the slot? Speaker: I couldnt do it. I coudlnt park- I couldnt park the frigging car. I mean I could-.

Shes like "Parallel park right here." In the middle of the frigging traffic.

Why is there always a shooting and someone always dies at Carabana? Every frigging year?

Yo mother-fucker dish me out you-know "give me the friggin' cigarettes" or whatever.

Well maybe thats an option because the hotels rooms there are so frigging expensive.

I dont need to own the frigging house.

And I frigging stole the show. But I didn't steal the show at all.

They- they were frigging team They were the frigging fans that should have been on the team almost.

Through the tent. And anything that isn't even scary, it was a nightmare though. Like- like dragonflies or frigging bugs, scare- scared me to death somehow.

With frigging the stuff like outside the beaver dam I fell over and I stuck my arm in it and it went all the way down past my shoulder, like my head was like frigging almost in and I had to rip my arm out somehow.

And we were losing off the start which is like scary kind-of, but frigging play-by-play here.

But like we went to the Montreal, then we went to frigging Saint-Catherine's for the OFSAA.

So way we go running back like that was big thing. Yeah. Watching it frigging burn. It was really sad though.

And her son couldn't do it all-- couldn't board the friggin' window up by himself so I-- I just stayed and help them board up the window.

And it sucked and everything, but we drank there and got pissed or whatever. And then we were so fricking hun-- like, hungry, and we were like, "Do we wait to get foodtil we're done at Honest-Lawyer?"Cause it was early, it was only, like, eleven-thirty.

Yeah. Um there's- even on the Food-Network they have frigging crazy people.